"Doesn't In Touch, like, check facts and stuff? They say I weighed 89 pounds when I was arrested, but the police report clearly says 87."

When a bathroom tryst at Teddy's hits Page Six, Skelly flees L.A. to hide out in South Beach. "I always travel light," she says. Half of these bags are packed with bones for Honeybee."

"People think I don't eat, but that's a total lie. Ask my friends—I'm always pigging out on Cosmos and menthols."

Women would kill for Skelly's creamy complexion, but she prefers a bronze glow. "Mystic Tan is so J.Lo at the Oscars '06, but it's weird—the more time I spend in the sun, the lighter I get."

Skelly and Apollo Applebee, the Greek restaurant chain heir, fell in love at Cedars-Sinai while both were recuperating from gastric bypass surgery. "I know he's dated Nicole, Paris, Mischa, and Cisco, but we have this intense connection," she says. "It's almost like he can see right through me!"